For the edification of anyone who cares, I am not the
Jeff Patterson
with an extreme sports
online photo gallery
, nor am I the reporter for
WFLA
in Tampa. I was never a
pitcher for the Yankees
, and to the best of my knowledge I wasn't the ficticious antagonist from the second
Blair Witch
movie
. I am neither a
music historian
nor
a partner at Columbia Capital
.
I am not a
midget wrestler
.
Regretably, I am also not the
Jeff Patterson
who founded the sinfully underappreciated
IUMA site,
or the
Geoffrey Patterson
who owns
Geoffrey's Comics
out in Gardenia CA.
And I have no connection to the guy at
jeffpatterson.com
. or the guy at
jeff.paterson.net
I salute all my namesakes. Having such harmonious nomenclature is a joyful burden.